Stratovarius - Millenium
Genres: Power Metal Release Date: 6/18/2013
Stratovarius is one of the seminal power metal bands. If you don't like them, you're wrong. Unlike many similarly-styled bands, they eschew fantasy-based lyrics and instead go for hard-hitting social commentary. Exhibit 1: this song is about how we have to change our ways if we want humanity to flourish. Yawn. Give me some reality TV and a few Cheesy Crunch Burritos and I'm all set. I don't need some Finnish people telling me how to live.

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